Red Dead Redemption: 10 Hilarious John Marston Quotes - Versionsgeschichte

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	<br>~~Players who choose~~ to ~~help will learn upon reaching~~ the ~~nearest town that~~ the ~~person they saved~~ is ~~singing their praises,~~ and ~~will find~~ in ~~the nearby store that Arthur~~ can ~~have an item for free~~. ~~There’s no monetary limit on the items players~~ can ~~get~~, ~~so this encourages~~ players to ~~find these sorts of tasks as often as possi~~<br><br> <br>~~Rockstar fumbled the multiplayer portion of Grand Theft Auto V at the time of the game’s launch~~ in ~~2013~~, ~~but it is now inarguably the biggest part~~ of ~~that package~~. ~~The game still sells today and there is no hard data to suggest people skip the campaign~~ in ~~order to play multiplayer~~, but ~~given the amount~~ of ~~people still playing Grand Theft Auto Online~~ , ~~well~~, ~~one can at least infer it. Red Dead Redemption 2’s online portion was also botched and could eventually get better~~, but as ~~of right now it is~~ <br><br> <br>~~Since this can happen even right after a mission, it’d be a bad idea to run~~ around ~~traveling without items~~ to ~~keep Arthur healed~~ and ~~his cores from being damaged~~. ~~Each player figures out their own version of what works best for them according to their playstyle~~, but ~~all~~ of ~~them travel with~~ a ~~full inventory of~~ their ~~favorite it~~<br><br> <br>John doesn't ~~just~~ have ~~good voice lines during~~ the ~~campaign; he has some good lines during combat as well~~. ~~During a gunfight down~~ in ~~Mexico~~, ~~John makes quite a few good jabs at~~ the ~~army~~ he's ~~fighting, but one~~ of ~~the best is this one~~. It's ~~trash talk at its finest, and if John has done anything in~~ the ~~two games~~ he's in, it's ~~prove~~ that ~~he's one of~~ the ~~sassiest cowboys in~~ the Red Dead Redemption ~~series~~. ~~He can dish out insults like nobody's business~~, ~~and~~ there's ~~no better place~~ to ~~do so than during~~ a ~~gunfight against a foreign army hell-bent on taking him out inst~~<br><br> <br>~~People are constantly asking Arthur for help~~, ~~bugging him~~ to ~~do this or~~ that~~. The game’s morality system keeps track~~ of ~~your actions~~, and ~~there are certain rewards~~ that ~~come along with being~~ a ~~good guy. This doesn’t mean players have~~ to ~~allow anyone~~ to ~~just walk all over them (and Arthur himself won’t allow this, usually) but it’s hard to turn down discounts at every local st~~<br><br> <br>~~A modern beat 'em~~ up ~~featuring Billy~~ and ~~Jimmy should be a relatively safe bet~~. ~~In reality~~, ~~Wander of the Dragons succeeds in doing nothing right, a feat~~ that ~~is actually quite impressive~~. The ~~ugly graphics are easy to spot~~, ~~but screenshots cannot do justice to just how awful this beat 'em up feels to p~~<br><br> <br>There's no doubt that John can handle himself. He's a strong character who has no problems using violence to get his way, and if he needs to remind somebody of that, he will. Sometimes, he does so with a side of humor, though that probably isn't how the character at the wrong end of his shotgun feels about it. John and Uncle don't always get along perfectly well, so it isn't really a surprise when John threatens Uncle with bodily harm when he's impatient with the old man. Luckily for the player, it's something they can laugh<br><br> <br>~~What more can be said about Destiny 2 ? It's~~ the ~~best damn looter-shooter ever made, hands down. It does guns and gunplay better than anyone else. Slap on some interesting space magic to keep it interesting and thousands~~ of ~~different weapon and part combinations~~, ~~and Destiny 2 never gets old~~. ~~New content is being added all the time~~, and ~~with the recent migration to Steam, the player base is bigger than e~~<br><br> <br>~~Most AAA games seem to focus their massive budgets~~ on ~~graphics and monetization more than quality~~. ~~Red Dead Redemption managed~~ to ~~craft an incredibly moving western story with some tight Rockstar~~ [https://~~Openworldpedia~~.com/ open world ~~map guides~~\|https://openworldpedia.com/]~~-world gameplay, all while making~~ the ~~various environments look as breathtaking as possible. It's a masterpiece that took real effort~~ and ~~talent, which why it's~~ the ~~best AAA game made this dec~~<br><br> <br>Red Dead 2 ~~is big on realism~~, ~~and if Arthur’s too far from the horse for them~~ to ~~hear~~ the ~~whistle, they won’t. Once this happens,~~ players ~~are stuck making~~ their ~~way back to the horse on foot. Red Dead 2 ’s is a big world, and any player wandering too far might spend quite a long time walking b<br><br> <br>John is the quintessential man~~ of ~~the 19th century: masculine, hard-working,~~ and above all, closed off. It isn't easy to get him to open up, so it's no surprise he makes this quip to Arthur during the Red Dead Redemption 2 campaign. It speaks to some pretty clever writing on Rockstar's part as well. While players were excited to get another game under the ~~Red Dead umbrella, Rockstar makes it clear both~~ in ~~gameplay and with this quote that players are supposed~~ to ~~focus on~~ the ~~new characters rather than~~ the ~~old, nostalgia-inducing charact<br> <br>As~~ the ~~decade nears its end~~, ~~the time has come~~ to ~~look back at the previous ten years' highs~~ and ~~lows. Like a sequel seeking to recapture the magic of its predecessor~~, ~~the 2010s started life in the shadow of the 2000s before seeking out its own path~~. Spanning multiple console generations and platforms, this decade saw the birth of fledgling IPs like Splatoon while revered properties such as Metal Gear Solid produced some of their greatest and most unfortunate cont<br>		<br>Now she is pointing a gun at him at the time after she chooses to join Arthur's side, but Micah doesn't best her in a duel or fight, the snake waits until she is distracted by the news of the Pinkertons coming to shoot her. Bell kills her without any hesitation or remorse, for somebody who looked after them all (Micah included), she deserved better than t<br><br> <br>One of the many things players love about Red Dead Redemption 2 is Arthur's amazing beard and how it grows naturally as many days pass in-game. His beard can become as bushy as can be, but this growth stops after a point. This can be disappointing, but there's a simple way to ensure that Arthur can look grizzlier than ever if players want his beard to grow even m<br><br> <br>Since Red Dead Redemption 2 came out in 2018, players are finally aware of how John did get those trademark scars on his face. He didn't exactly get them in a scuffle or doing something totally illegal, but he probably wouldn't have been stranded on that mountain Arthur has to get him off of, his face full of claw marks courtesy of wild wolves if he actually was in church. Still, this quote solidified John's characterization as not just a morally gray guy, but as a pretty sassy cowboy <br><br> <br>It's no mystery John Marston has problems with authority. He's rough all around the edges and has the scars and backstory to prove it. There are very few people he respects and they all seem to have the same gray morals John does. This can't be a coincidence, but at least John is aware of it. He also knows how to twist his backstory and character flaws into a quip that easily cuts the person he's talking to (someone he obviously doesn't respect) down to their kn<br><br> <br>John Marston doesn't seem to have a problem making light of his past mistakes. This quote makes that very obvious. When Edgar Ross berates John for robbing upwards of forty banks in his earlier years, this quote is the quip John responds with. There's no doubting, especially in Red Dead Redemption 2 that John isn't the most upstanding citizen, but by the time Red Dead Redemption 's storyline starts, he's kind of put his worst days behind him. Maybe that's why he feels so comfortable making light of all the banks he's robbed in the p<br> <br>The over-the-shoulder camera will never grow old, but players who've sunk in a lot of hours and don't mind switching things up a bit will find first-person mode to be a fresh change of pace. Even now, it's hard to believe that the entire game can be experienced from a completely different viewpo<br><br> <br>He eventually sides with Dutch and Micah and flees with Bill, leading into the events of Red Dead Redemption . In that game, there's the option to kill Javier, and if this happens, John will look at his corpse with a tear in his eye as he remembers the good ti<br><br> <br>Dutch Van Der Linde might have never been a complete angel, but he descends further into madness during the second half of Red Dead Redemption 2, which ultimately leads to the gang's downfall. Unsurprisingly, it's during that same section of the game when Micah starts getting really close to the leader and becomes his unofficial second in comm<br><br> <br>In the game's epilogue, John, Sadie, and Charles track down Cleet to find information about where Micah is. Cleet then explains that Bell tried to kill a little girl, and his attempts to stop it led to the two falling <br><br> <br>This leads to them both shooting up the whole of Strawberry and killing everyone in their way. As they get to their destination, Morgan finds out that all that killing was just so that Bell could get his guns back. The maniac turned Arthur's rescue mission into a massacre, risked both their lives, and put a bounty on their he<br><br> <br>There's no doubt that John can handle himself. He's a strong character who has no problems using violence to get his way, and if he needs to remind somebody of that, he will. Sometimes, he does so with a side of humor, though that probably isn't how the character at the wrong end of his shotgun feels about it. John and Uncle don't always get along perfectly well, so it isn't really a surprise when John threatens Uncle with bodily harm when he's impatient with the old man. Luckily for the player, it's something they can laugh<br><br> <br>Mrs. Grimshaw is one of the most useful members of the gang as she regularly organizes the group, particularly when they're setting up a new camp. Yet, that doesn't stop Micah from shooting and killing <br><br> <br>Riding on a horse on an old town road is a dream come true for western fans. That said, getting around the giant environment without one is a pain. There is basically no fast travel. Horses also don’t come if you are too far away so if one gets stranded in the middle of nowhere then it is time to start walking. That problem is almost never apparent in Grand [https://openworldpedia.com/ open world release dates\|https://openworldpedia.com/] Theft Auto V thanks to the cellphone and the abundance of all kinds of terrain vehic<br><br> <br>Grand Theft Auto V and Red Dead Redemption 2 are both phenomenal games. In this scenario though, there can only be one winner. What Rockstar game has proven itself to be the better experience? What gives players more bang for their buck? All of these questions and more will weigh out the possibilities in a somewhat mathematical approach to evaluating the two games. At the end of the day, it comes down to preference and again, they are both fantastic games. This is just an interesting exercise so let’s have fun with<br>

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	<br>~~"More, more, more." That's~~ the increasingly stagnant design philosophy of most AAA publishers, and at this point? It's tiring. But Nintendo made a bold proclamation with its brilliant reboot of its flagship series: "More fun, more fun, more fun." Because f or all its sweeping fantasy, its downtrodden lore, its epic scale, that~~'s what Breath of~~ the ~~Wild~~ is ~~all about: fun. By setting players loose~~ in an ~~elastic, responsive world and giving them next to~~ no ~~restrictions, Nintendo stumbled upon what most publishers were missing out~~ on ~~- having a heart. That heart reinvigorated a dull genre~~, ~~restored my faith in Zelda , and put every Ubisoft grind-fest~~ to ~~shame with great aplomb. Also, it gave us Link in Gerudo clothes, and we can all be grateful for t~~<br><br> <br>~~Red Dead Redemption 2 constantly questions~~ the ~~morality~~ of ~~money lending, more so than it questions killing and robbery. It's during the debt collection missions given by Strauss where you really see that Arthur isn't completely evil (~~at ~~least in~~ the later on<br><br> <br>Most AAA games seem to focus their massive budgets on graphics and monetization more than quality. Red Dead Redemption managed to craft an incredibly moving western story with some tight Rockstar [https://openworldpedia.com/ Open World armor guide\|https://openworldpedia.Com/]-world gameplay, all while making the ~~various environments look as breathtaking as possible. It's a masterpiece that took real effort and talent~~, ~~which why~~ it's the ~~best AAA game made this dec<br><br> <br>The Last~~ of ~~Us was a leap forward for games on the same level as Half-Life 2 and Super Mario 64~~ . The ~~history books will point~~ to ~~The Last of Us as~~ the ~~game that brought AAA narrative~~ to ~~a cinema-quality standard~~, ~~and pushed~~ the ~~entire industry forward in terms~~ of ~~performance~~, ~~motion capture~~, ~~writing~~, ~~and AI. The Last~~ of ~~Us defines gaming in the 2010s. It~~ is ~~a functionally flawless game that took monumental risks that we now take for granted after so many have followed in its footst~~<br><br> <br>~~Red Dead 2 all but requires hunting as~~ a ~~second form of currency. While money can get you most things~~, ~~it’s not the most efficient way~~ to keep ~~the gang fed,~~ and ~~it certainly can’t help with crafting~~. ~~So, players will go~~ out ~~and try~~ to ~~track down some p~~<br><br> <br>John doesn't just have good voice lines during the campaign; he has some good lines during combat as well. During a gunfight down in Mexico, John makes quite a few good jabs at the army he's fighting, but one of the best is this one. It's trash talk at its finest, and if John has done anything in the two games he's in, it's prove that he's one of the sassiest cowboys in the Red Dead Redemption series. He can dish out insults like nobody's business, and there's no better place to do so than during a gunfight against a foreign army hell-bent on taking him out inst<br><br> <br>~~Colonel Favours who has a great dislike of the tribe withholds the vaccines~~ that ~~the government had sent for Rains Fall's people~~. The ~~sight~~ of a ~~young dying boy frustrates~~ and ~~upsets Morgan~~, ~~so he goes after the cart filled with medicine~~. ~~Captain Monroe helps find the army wagon~~, ~~then Arthur sneaks onto the back~~ of ~~it (or shoots~~ the ~~driver and passenger)~~, ~~steals the vaccine~~, ~~and returns it~~ to ~~the reservation. It was another un-selfish act that saved plenty of li~~<br><br> <br>~~If you find yourself on the wrong side of the law, lawmen~~ can be a ~~pretty dangerous bunch—especially~~ if ~~you find yourself in a state~~ with a ~~bounty on your head~~. ~~Grizzly bears~~ and ~~cougars~~ don't ~~really discriminate~~, ~~and if you don~~'t ~~have~~ the ~~right loadout~~, they can be some of the ~~deadliest pawns~~ on ~~the board~~. ~~But not all enemies in~~ Red Dead ~~games are living and breathing~~ with ~~weapons on hand; water is definitely one of~~ the ~~most dangerous foes you~~'~~ll face while out there on~~ the ra<br><br> <br>~~Once again~~, ~~location scouting leads~~ to ~~heroics~~, ~~as the mother and her two kids are found hiding under a stagecoach at a potential new camp~~. ~~Even though the family speaks little English~~, the ~~young girl manages to inform Arthur and Charles that their father has been taken~~. ~~They then find the german man hogtied in~~ a ~~nearby camp~~, ~~after taking out multiple captors~~ and ~~untying the German, Morgan brings him back to his fam~~<br><br> <br>~~In context~~, ~~this quote~~ isn't ~~necessarily as funny as some of the others~~, ~~but~~ it's ~~certainly a good euphemism~~. ~~In a moment John shares with his son, Jack,~~ the ~~two of them see an airplane (or "aeroplane~~,~~" as~~ it ~~were)~~ and ~~while Jack stands in awe of the sight, John has a more pessimistic reception~~ to ~~it. He knows~~ the ~~reality behind air travel and makes such clear when he says~~ the ~~quote above. Out of context~~, ~~though, the quote does sound pretty hilari~~<br><br> ~~<br>I~~'~~m Commander Shepherd~~ and ~~this is my favorite AAA game of the decade~~. ~~The first Mass Effect was~~ a ~~competently written RPG with a lackluster game behind it. The third Mass Effect was a slightly over-wrought story with a lackluster ending (but not riot-worthy lackluster~~, ~~I should stress). Mass Effect 2 was perfect -~~ the ~~Seven Samurai hero collection,~~ the ~~brilliant characters,~~ the ~~fantastic cover-shooter RPG~~. ~~I only wish~~ the ~~twist~~ of ~~the first ten minutes hadn't been spoiled by marketing - if I could have only gone in blin~~<br>		<br>Players who choose to help will learn upon reaching the nearest town that the person they saved is singing their praises, and will find in the nearby store that Arthur can have an item for free. There’s no monetary limit on the items players can get, so this encourages players to find these sorts of tasks as often as possi<br><br> <br>Rockstar fumbled the multiplayer portion of Grand Theft Auto V at the time of the game’s launch in 2013, but it is now inarguably the biggest part of that package. The game still sells today and there is no hard data to suggest people skip the campaign in order to play multiplayer, but given the amount of people still playing Grand Theft Auto Online , well, one can at least infer it. Red Dead Redemption 2’s online portion was also botched and could eventually get better, but as of right now it is <br><br> <br>Since this can happen even right after a mission, it’d be a bad idea to run around traveling without items to keep Arthur healed and his cores from being damaged. Each player figures out their own version of what works best for them according to their playstyle, but all of them travel with a full inventory of their favorite it<br><br> <br>John doesn't just have good voice lines during the campaign; he has some good lines during combat as well. During a gunfight down in Mexico, John makes quite a few good jabs at the army he's fighting, but one of the best is this one. It's trash talk at its finest, and if John has done anything in the two games he's in, it's prove that he's one of the sassiest cowboys in the Red Dead Redemption series. He can dish out insults like nobody's business, and there's no better place to do so than during a gunfight against a foreign army hell-bent on taking him out inst<br><br> <br>People are constantly asking Arthur for help, bugging him to do this or that. The game’s morality system keeps track of your actions, and there are certain rewards that come along with being a good guy. This doesn’t mean players have to allow anyone to just walk all over them (and Arthur himself won’t allow this, usually) but it’s hard to turn down discounts at every local st<br><br> <br>A modern beat 'em up featuring Billy and Jimmy should be a relatively safe bet. In reality, Wander of the Dragons succeeds in doing nothing right, a feat that is actually quite impressive. The ugly graphics are easy to spot, but screenshots cannot do justice to just how awful this beat 'em up feels to p<br><br> <br>There's no doubt that John can handle himself. He's a strong character who has no problems using violence to get his way, and if he needs to remind somebody of that, he will. Sometimes, he does so with a side of humor, though that probably isn't how the character at the wrong end of his shotgun feels about it. John and Uncle don't always get along perfectly well, so it isn't really a surprise when John threatens Uncle with bodily harm when he's impatient with the old man. Luckily for the player, it's something they can laugh<br><br> <br>What more can be said about Destiny 2 ? It's the best damn looter-shooter ever made, hands down. It does guns and gunplay better than anyone else. Slap on some interesting space magic to keep it interesting and thousands of different weapon and part combinations, and Destiny 2 never gets old. New content is being added all the time, and with the recent migration to Steam, the player base is bigger than e<br><br> <br>Most AAA games seem to focus their massive budgets on graphics and monetization more than quality. Red Dead Redemption managed to craft an incredibly moving western story with some tight Rockstar [https://Openworldpedia.com/ open world map guides\|https://openworldpedia.com/]-world gameplay, all while making the various environments look as breathtaking as possible. It's a masterpiece that took real effort and talent, which why it's the best AAA game made this dec<br><br> <br>Red Dead 2 is big on realism, and if Arthur’s too far from the horse for them to hear the whistle, they won’t. Once this happens, players are stuck making their way back to the horse on foot. Red Dead 2 ’s is a big world, and any player wandering too far might spend quite a long time walking b<br><br> <br>John is the quintessential man of the 19th century: masculine, hard-working, and above all, closed off. It isn't easy to get him to open up, so it's no surprise he makes this quip to Arthur during the Red Dead Redemption 2 campaign. It speaks to some pretty clever writing on Rockstar's part as well. While players were excited to get another game under the Red Dead umbrella, Rockstar makes it clear both in gameplay and with this quote that players are supposed to focus on the new characters rather than the old, nostalgia-inducing charact<br> <br>As the decade nears its end, the time has come to look back at the previous ten years' highs and lows. Like a sequel seeking to recapture the magic of its predecessor, the 2010s started life in the shadow of the 2000s before seeking out its own path. Spanning multiple console generations and platforms, this decade saw the birth of fledgling IPs like Splatoon while revered properties such as Metal Gear Solid produced some of their greatest and most unfortunate cont<br>

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"More, more, more." That's the increasingly stagnant design philosophy of most AAA publishers, and at this point? It's tiring. But Nintendo made a bold proclamation with its brilliant reboot of its flagship series: "More fun, more fun, more fun." Because f or all its sweeping fantasy, its downtrodden lore, its epic scale, that's what Breath of the Wild is all about: fun. By setting players loose in an elastic, responsive world and giving them next to no restrictions, Nintendo stumbled upon what most publishers were missing out on - having a heart. That heart reinvigorated a dull genre, restored my faith in Zelda , and put every Ubisoft grind-fest to shame with great aplomb. Also, it gave us Link in Gerudo clothes, and we can all be grateful for t Red Dead Redemption 2 constantly questions the morality of money lending, more so than it questions killing and robbery. It's during the debt collection missions given by Strauss where you really see that Arthur isn't completely evil (at least in the later on Most AAA games seem to focus their massive budgets on graphics and monetization more than quality. Red Dead Redemption managed to craft an incredibly moving western story with some tight Rockstar [https://openworldpedia.com/ Open World armor guide|https://openworldpedia.Com/]-world gameplay, all while making the various environments look as breathtaking as possible. It's a masterpiece that took real effort and talent, which why it's the best AAA game made this dec The Last of Us was a leap forward for games on the same level as Half-Life 2 and Super Mario 64 . The history books will point to The Last of Us as the game that brought AAA narrative to a cinema-quality standard, and pushed the entire industry forward in terms of performance, motion capture, writing, and AI. The Last of Us defines gaming in the 2010s. It is a functionally flawless game that took monumental risks that we now take for granted after so many have followed in its footst Red Dead 2 all but requires hunting as a second form of currency. While money can get you most things, it’s not the most efficient way to keep the gang fed, and it certainly can’t help with crafting. So, players will go out and try to track down some p John doesn't just have good voice lines during the campaign; he has some good lines during combat as well. During a gunfight down in Mexico, John makes quite a few good jabs at the army he's fighting, but one of the best is this one. It's trash talk at its finest, and if John has done anything in the two games he's in, it's prove that he's one of the sassiest cowboys in the Red Dead Redemption series. He can dish out insults like nobody's business, and there's no better place to do so than during a gunfight against a foreign army hell-bent on taking him out inst Colonel Favours who has a great dislike of the tribe withholds the vaccines that the government had sent for Rains Fall's people. The sight of a young dying boy frustrates and upsets Morgan, so he goes after the cart filled with medicine. Captain Monroe helps find the army wagon, then Arthur sneaks onto the back of it (or shoots the driver and passenger), steals the vaccine, and returns it to the reservation. It was another un-selfish act that saved plenty of li If you find yourself on the wrong side of the law, lawmen can be a pretty dangerous bunch—especially if you find yourself in a state with a bounty on your head. Grizzly bears and cougars don't really discriminate, and if you don't have the right loadout, they can be some of the deadliest pawns on the board. But not all enemies in Red Dead games are living and breathing with weapons on hand; water is definitely one of the most dangerous foes you'll face while out there on the ra Once again, location scouting leads to heroics, as the mother and her two kids are found hiding under a stagecoach at a potential new camp. Even though the family speaks little English, the young girl manages to inform Arthur and Charles that their father has been taken. They then find the german man hogtied in a nearby camp, after taking out multiple captors and untying the German, Morgan brings him back to his fam In context, this quote isn't necessarily as funny as some of the others, but it's certainly a good euphemism. In a moment John shares with his son, Jack, the two of them see an airplane (or "aeroplane," as it were) and while Jack stands in awe of the sight, John has a more pessimistic reception to it. He knows the reality behind air travel and makes such clear when he says the quote above. Out of context, though, the quote does sound pretty hilari I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite AAA game of the decade. The first Mass Effect was a competently written RPG with a lackluster game behind it. The third Mass Effect was a slightly over-wrought story with a lackluster ending (but not riot-worthy lackluster, I should stress). Mass Effect 2 was perfect - the Seven Samurai hero collection, the brilliant characters, the fantastic cover-shooter RPG. I only wish the twist of the first ten minutes hadn't been spoiled by marketing - if I could have only gone in blin